Anarchy is back!

[teagirl]

well, i sent my boyfriend out with his new rino 530 to give geocahing a try with out me and he went in search of "fish out of water" and anarchy... he said he couldn't find anarchy .... then i rembered getting some sort of email about a comment or two on here and i never looked at it... so i did today..... i guess it has been 2 months since i was on here...... well at least he wasn't going crazy...... it really isn't there..... thanks so much for letting me know you had moved it ... now if i had just read the email sooner i might not have such a frustrated newbie geocacher with his new toy... opps... but that's how the learn .... hahahaha

[logscaler]

Yea, I "hid" it a while back but I don't know if the person I "hid' it with knows it yet.

Seems like a long time waiting for it to pop back into the scene.

Shotgun, Have you found the Anarchy cache yet or did it get "lost?"

Or did I make you mad?

Hope not, either way.

Logscaler.

[Shotgun & Peashooter]

Oh yeah, it was found alright.

Seems someone hid it in the back of the truck at the last event. Whelp...guess what else goes in the back of the truck? Seems like Shotgun ever the archer, carries his archery equipment back there when he hunts. Hmmm. What kind of archery equipment, you ask? Well...deer stink for one. Ever smell a ammo can with deer stink spilt on it?

Ugh. Me neither, but the dog did. Now just what kind of damage can Shotgun's dog do, after all it is so small, all normal dogs think it is just a squirrel to chase, shake and eat.

Well little dogs have big attitudes and when she smelled that nasty deer stink she went into attack mode and shook the box apart.

Hmmm. just what did the little pup find you ask? Well she could smell the clear film cannisters, and she could smell the black film cannisters. She, like the brilliant dog she is, thought the black ones were the hottest. After gorging herself on the yummy smelling body lotion/exciter. She was in ectasy and overly excited with no place to spend her energy, so she moved on to the clear containers.

What?? Spiders?? I love to eat spiders. So she gorged on about a hundered of those. After cleannig up her upchucked plastic halloween spiders (that smelled like sex toys) in a truck with liquid deer piss and shredded ammo can....

Come on, you know that kind of mess and smell takes two months to get rid of...If you're lucky. (Shotgun didn't feel very lucky whenever he had to open the door, first, he was now out of deer piss, second, his rig was wall to wall spider encrusted barf remenants, and third, the whole thing smelled like a doggy whorehouse) ! Wherever he parked for the next month he would have to beat off the gathering mutts that were checking out his "hot" smelling rig. I of course, having cleaned it up, wouldn't go within 100 feet of it till now.

That's my story and I am sticking to it. So see Tea girl...if you hadn't left the Halloween spiders in there and added the great sex toys I would not have had to pump my dog's stomach and explain why she really was enamored by the vet, his assistant, the receptionist (and every object in his office) for the week she spent there.

The Ammo box (and it's history, believable ? or not ? ) is now up for grabs. No bill for the cleaning job. I am sure it will surface somewhere.

(Mrs). Shotgun.....Shotgun himself would never create or share this with others, too much class!

[bigeddy]

Oh yeah, it was found alright....

With the truck in that condition you may have to move to Izee.

[teagirl]

well, ..... ummmm.... hummmm..... not sure how to reply to that...... sounds like your dogs had one hell of a party!!! ....wow !!!!....

[logscaler]

I am trying to see the downside of that whole thing!

As long as Tom stays away from the seedy part of town after dark, the cops should not think he is running a portable crib.

We will miss you at the event in any case. Have a safe and sane trip.

Logscaler

[Odder]

wow... I think that is the funniest thing I have ever read on here... Ok funny for me cause I didnt have to smell it.

My dog hasnt managed to eat an ammo can yet but I think he is in training. He did manage to eat an entire large pan crust combo pizza with the works and extra toppings. Unbaked.

Sounds like maybe your dog has earned a cache placed in honor of this momentous event. Perhaps a barf themed ammo can covered in spiders next to an "adult shop"... oh the possibilities...

[logscaler]

Yea, make a cache in response to the dogs action. Find an old outhouse and name the cache "Well Pi$$" or something like that.

I am sorry about what happened but still laughing my ace off over it.

Logscaler.

[Shotgun & Peashooter]

Anarchy..we've all been good too long...

Geeze, Foola Palooza (April), June, July, August....you would think someone might feel guilty between naps and go out and hide this thing!

Or maybe sneak outta work and drop it off on the roadside somewhere?

Maybe stick it in someones yard ? A cranky cat lover, or someone with a really mean snapping dog?

Maybe I could fill it full of Makers Mark and tuck it at the bottam of Pine Mountain? Or bicycle parts and next to someones fence, or fill it full of Lowes gift cards for someone who is forever working on their new digs?

I'm sure I could think of more ideas like the above and someone would eventually get suspicious and smell it out then have to re-locate it?

Nah that would just back fire, it would be tucked back in my yard filled with airplane barf bags and plastic gloves. Or melted candles and placed near the party deck of the local candlier.

Who knows. It could even be filled with greenies and placed in Dutch's yard. We even worked around the metal detector at someone's work place. Where oh where could it be? Who oh who is the victim? Workpalce or home? Hmmm...

Ah, but the instigator of Central Oregon's anarchy is moving here in September and I know where the new digs are. Maybe we ought to set it up there and fill with useless used household items!!! (I got a fridge, I know someone with a toilet), Maybe it is time to upsize!!!

Hmmm...wonder what, where and when ...more importantly..who the lucky recepient is??

Anarchy, obviously dead too long!

[Drifter]

I'm not thinking about not planting a second anarchy cache, as a chance to meet some of the locals F/F. Any beer drinking cigar smoking quad riders here?

Is there not any rules against not having 2 going at once?

Not that I'm thinking about it, mind you.

And it might not even be wheelchair accesable!

Drifter

[dasein]

I'm not thinking about not planting a second anarchy cache, as a chance to meet some of the locals F/F. Any beer drinking cigar smoking quad riders here?

Is there not any rules against not having 2 going at once?

Not that I'm thinking about it, mind you.

And it might not even be wheelchair accesable!

We drink beer, we smoke cigars on occasion. Never had the opportunity to ride a quad, but would like to someday. Hey, it's anarchy! More than one would be great! There are no rules in anarchy! Do what you'd like!
--dasein (doug and Laurak), first Central Oregon anarchy placers, and we won't even live there until the 19th!

[floydette]

aren't crutches enough? You'd want me to get a wheelchair for this cache?!

[dasein]

aren't crutches enough? You'd want me to get a wheelchair for this cache?!

Hey floydette, I think you could go many more places on crutches than in a wheelchair!
--laurak of dasein

[floydette]

i don't think i'm going anywhere besides pt today. having a rough day..

[bigeddy]

i don't think i'm going anywhere besides pt today. having a rough day..

Now, this person is having a rough day...