Oh yeah, it was found alright.
Seems someone hid it in the back of the truck at the last event. Whelp...guess what else goes in the back of the truck? Seems like Shotgun ever the archer, carries his archery equipment back there when he hunts. Hmmm. What kind of archery equipment, you ask? Well...deer stink for one. Ever smell a ammo can with deer stink spilt on it?
Ugh. Me neither, but the dog did. Now just what kind of damage can Shotgun's dog do, after all it is so small, all normal dogs think it is just a squirrel to chase, shake and eat.
Well little dogs have big attitudes and when she smelled that nasty deer stink she went into attack mode and shook the box apart.
Hmmm. just what did the little pup find you ask? Well she could smell the clear film cannisters, and she could smell the black film cannisters. She, like the brilliant dog she is, thought the black ones were the hottest. After gorging herself on the yummy smelling body lotion/exciter. She was in ectasy and overly excited with no place to spend her energy, so she moved on to the clear containers.
What?? Spiders?? I love to eat spiders. So she gorged on about a hundered of those. After cleannig up her upchucked plastic halloween spiders (that smelled like sex toys) in a truck with liquid deer piss and shredded ammo can....
Come on, you know that kind of mess and smell takes two months to get rid of...If you're lucky. (Shotgun didn't feel very lucky whenever he had to open the door, first, he was now out of deer piss, second, his rig was wall to wall spider encrusted barf remenants, and third, the whole thing smelled like a doggy whorehouse) ! Wherever he parked for the next month he would have to beat off the gathering mutts that were checking out his "hot" smelling rig. I of course, having cleaned it up, wouldn't go within 100 feet of it till now.
That's my story and I am sticking to it. So see Tea girl...if you hadn't left the Halloween spiders in there and added the great sex toys I would not have had to pump my dog's stomach and explain why she really was enamored by the vet, his assistant, the receptionist (and every object in his office) for the week she spent there.
The Ammo box (and it's history, believable ? or not ? ) is now up for grabs. No bill for the cleaning job. I am sure it will surface somewhere.
(Mrs). Shotgun.....Shotgun himself would never create or share this with others, too much class!